The perfect Irken Staz

[Staz]

Staz: *turns off hologram and puts in blue colored contacts*
Zim: *opens door* What the... Who are you?!
Staz: I am the Voot Cruiser inspectress. The Tallest sent me to inspect your cruiser!
Zim: Inspect it!..why??
Staz: are you question the authority of your own leaders??
Zim: what? nno nnnever, but maybe I should contact the Tallest to make sure they really did send you.
Staz: NOO!!! YOU CAN't DO THAT!!..I mean... if they think that you're questioning them, then_
Zim: ok, ok..right this way, uh..
Staz: Staz...--ique! the name's Stazique
Zim: *leads Staz to the voot cruiser*
Staz: excelent..*contacts fall off*
Zim: Waitaminnit, you aren't an Inspecter, you're..Staz!
Staz: no I'm not!
Zim: yes you are!
Staz:no I'm not
Zim: yes you are
Staz: no I'm not
Zim: are
Staz: not!
Zim:are
Gir: *walks in* Yes, she's not!
Staz+Zim: what?
Gir: I wanna play!
Zim: Gir, theres's no time. This is my chance to please the Tallest
Staz: *reaches in PAK, pulls out a pack of sleep bombs
and activates them* Sucker!!!
Zim *falls asleep*
Gir *unaffected*: aww, he's sleepin' like a baby.
Staz:*hotwires cruiser, and was about to fly it when she accidently breathes in her own bomb gas*
*drowsly* mman, those things spread quickly..*falls asleep*
Gir: I wanna try! *falls asleep* (two hours later...)

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Chibi: *annoying* I'm bored and Staz hasn't come back for.. wait a minute, was I supposed to call her? *calls* No answer. Huh... Bob-sterz, should we go over to Zim's and see what's wrong? *gets no reply, takes suitcase* Okee then... *knocks, Gir opens*

Gir: HELLLLLLLLOOOOOO!

Chibi: I'm in no mood. Where's Staz?

[Staz]

Gir: They're upstairs, playin' a game where they yell @ eachother, then they lit sumptin! NOW THEY SLEEPIN' LIKE BABIES!! I LIKE BABIES!!!!!

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Chibi: ¬.¬ You know, I don't actually like you. Ugh... fine. Will you lead me upstairs? And don't take me ¼ of the way there! ALL TEH WAAAYY!!!! *rants*

[Staz]

Gir: okie dokie. *Leads Chibi upstairs to the two unconcious Irkens* wanna play?

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Chibi: uuuh... play what, exactly? *sees both* >.>

[Staz]

Gir: I don't know... *jumps on Chibi* I LIKE YOU ^_^

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Chibi: How ironic.. ¬.¬ I was thinking the same thing. Now kindly get off me. *Gir doesn't budge* THERE'S A MONKEY IN THE BATHROOOM!! GIR! *Gir stares* Oh jeez you're just scaring me now 0.o

[Staz]

Zim:*wakes up (the effect is apparently longer on Staz)* what the... *stares at Chibi* FILTHY HUMAN! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!#nosmileys

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Chibi: I ain't filthy, I took a bath the other day. YOU MAY NOT KNOW ME AS CHIBIHEARTDRAGON! ......o.o Wait....... *suddenly glomps Zim* ^_^

[Staz]

Zim: *sigh*, Well, you're STILL human and...
Gir: aww, why you always so mean?
Zim: Gir, go do something that doesn't involve permanantly damaging anything.
Gir: YAY!! *goes somewhere*
Staz: *wakes up, but is very drowsy and confused* uh, where am I??
Zim: *throws something at Staz's head*
Staz: *falls unconcious*
Zim: I will deal with you after I deal with the human stinkbeast! *turns to Chibi* I hope you're proud of yourself, because now I have to erase your memory of all of this! *grabs Chibi by her collar and tries to drag her to the lab*

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Chibi: ¬.¬ What would you say if I told you I know how to destroy Dib?

[Staz]

Zim: *stops* wait, did you say you can destroy the Dib-human? you lie.. YOU LIIIIEEEE!!!

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Chibi: Oh yeaaaah....? *shows different sheets of plans of destroying Dib she has written down*

[Staz]

Zim: *takes plans* These are amazing..almost as amazing as I am! Why would you steal my plans if you were planning on just giving them back??