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Post by Staz on May 4, 2004 15:53:03 GMT -5
*A somewhat tall female Irken with purple eyes and antennas curled inward at the tips appears with a SIR unit*
Hello my tallest, your best invader has arrived. I plan to rule this dirtmound Earth and eventually-
SIR: I LIKE KITTIEZ!!
Staz: Shut up Gir, anyway, I will eventually-
Gir: eventually? I LIKE MONKIEZ!!
Staz: *picks up Gir and throws her over her shoulder*
Gir: ow...
Staz: anyway... I WILL RULE THIS UNIVERSE, WHO DARES TO TRY TO STOP ME?
Gir: Master, are you alright?
Staz: I'm just fine, Gir, just fine.....
Gir: Master's crazy
Staz: I AM NOT! *kicks Gir in the head* anyone wanna trade me SIR units?
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Post by Tallest MEL on May 5, 2004 14:54:00 GMT -5
lol hi!
People are here are supposed to get a SIR unit when they begin, so how about I take yours to the Malfunctioning idiot Workshop?
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Post by Staz on May 5, 2004 15:28:17 GMT -5
Staz: *hugs Tallest Mel* Thank you! Words cannot express my gratitude (BadGir was a stupid excuse for a 13th birthday present, courtesy of Irkia). BadGir:  you don't want me anymore? Staz: let me put this in the nicest way possible: You are a malfunctioning piece of junk no matter how hard I tried to fix that. It's clear that you just aren't fit for me and never were, and I'm sorry. *checks watch* well, I'd better go back to my base and destroy mankind now....*walks off* BadGir: *throws a HUGE fit* I HATE YOU, STAZ!!!!!!! |
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Post by Tallest MEL on May 5, 2004 15:46:17 GMT -5
Poor Sir guy....thing....lol
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Post by Invader Nivek on May 6, 2004 22:09:38 GMT -5
DAT WAS FUNNY! LOL, welcome 2 da... place ;D
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Post by Staz on May 12, 2004 16:27:23 GMT -5
You guys are the best. I'm almost considering putting a piccy of my parents (ahem, the Irkens who's DNA I was created of) on my avator. If I do, you gotta promise me PROMISE MEEEEE that you won't tell them you know where I am (I kinda ran away, eh heh). I may do this, I may not, k? Can I trust u?
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Post by Tallest MEL on May 12, 2004 16:52:55 GMT -5
Sure, we young'uns.  |
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Post by Invader Nivek on May 12, 2004 18:04:27 GMT -5
I won't tell.............. SHE DID IT! *points, arm waving*
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on May 12, 2004 20:30:58 GMT -5
...Hehehe.. everyone has a freaking out SI(I)R unit. I mean.. what the heck?
Samantha: I'm not-
Yes you are. And you're not even mine. You're Nav's. So shut up and HI!!! ^_^ *waves*
Samantha: I am not stupid!
Yes, but you're annoying. u.u
Samantha: u.o; Nav is SO going to kill you. Not that I care. Ho hum.
(Does Sam(antha) ...Sam is Samantha's nickname.. so does Sam look like Gir? No, she's an ordinary SIR unit, thank you very much.)
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Post by Staz on May 13, 2004 15:42:40 GMT -5
Aww man, I am sooo not ready for this... Irkia: No but I am! Staz: Where did you come from?! Irkia: from a test-tube!!!! Staz: very funny, now go away! Irkia: no can do, my dear Stazzie. I am going to show this side of the Empire who's DNA you're made of! XIA, GET OUT HERE!!! <XIA is a robot not to be confused by a SIR although it may look like one. XIA is one of Irkia's creations, and she just installed a DNA detector!> Staz: Xia? What does the X stand for? Irkia:  that is sooo lame. Xia, run a DNA scan on our friend Staz here. Xia: YES MASTER! *scans Staz* STAZ'S PARENTS ARE..... Irkia: NO! Don't say it yet. Anyone wanna make a guess? Staz: I hate you, Irkia... |
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Post by Invader Nivek on May 14, 2004 19:28:18 GMT -5
RIG: DEY ALL CRAZY-LIKE, MASTUH! Nivek: I kno... LET'S WATCH!  |
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on May 15, 2004 1:27:52 GMT -5
Not to make anybody mad, but I'm pretty ticked off. Whyyy? Because everybody calls their CRA-Z SIR unit [insert random letter here]ir!! And they are like GIR!!
*cough* But that's not the case. Anyway... something. ^_^ TYPEZ!!!
And no, I shan't guess! I'll get it wrong. XD
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Post by Staz on May 15, 2004 13:22:36 GMT -5
Irkia: Now, Staz, this is the moment of my sweet revenge... Staz: Revenge for what?! Irkia: You know very well what! Staz: You're still mad about that? Irkia: Xia, you can tell them now. Staz: NOOOO! Xia: Staz's DNA matches up with..... Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple, there's more Purple DNA content, though. (don't ask) Irkia: heheheh Staz: NOOOOOO! They weren't supposed to know  . I'm ruined!!! *cries* Irkia: there's something you don't see every day. Good work, Xia. At least I didn't tell them who your boyfriend is (it's not Zim, just so ya know). Any questions? Staz: I'm going for doughnuts. Irkia: I wouldnt Staz: why not: Irkia: theres a search goin' on right now, heheheh Staz: I hate you... |
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on May 15, 2004 17:46:08 GMT -5
Chibi: Who's your boyfrieeend?!! I like Zimmers. u.u
Sam: You know you just admitted that out in public.
Chibi: SOOOO? I have ten cartoon crushes, it's not like one being revealed would matter. (TRUUUE)
Sam: Yes it would, yes it would!
Nav: *immature* Chibi and Zimmy... sitting in a bu- awwwk!
Chibi: The tree is okay, but that other one is bad. And SINCE WHEN DID YOU PULL STUFF LIKE THAT?!
Nav: You never asked.
Chibi: What? I know I didn't!
Nav: Okee dokee.
Chibi: >.<
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Post by Staz on May 15, 2004 21:13:36 GMT -5
Irkia: She and table-headed-service-drone-Bob are going out.
Staz: Yeah, I'm the one that saved him and Zim both from being launched into the sun! I always liked Bobbie...
Irkia: Ick! I can't believe you! There are sooo many other boys just waiting to find a girl!
Bob: *comes outta nowhere* Leave her alone, Irkia!
Irkia: What are you gonna do? Throw your table at me? Hahahahaha
Bob: *throws table at Irkia* Yeah.
Irkia: OW MY SQUEEDELYSPOOCH
Bob: I have something for you, Stazzie. *gives Staz a box of doughnuts*
Staz: I love you! *eats the doughnuts, then hugs Bob*
Bob: I love you too, Stazzie, and always will!
(we'll end it here)
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