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Post by Staz on Aug 7, 2004 11:00:38 GMT -5
welcome back
Bob: *sigh* Just what we needed, more negative attention.
Staz: AAAHH! MAKE THE NOISES STOP!!!! *screams*
Bob: hmm... partially surrounded, eh? *tries to zoom through empty space, but fails* um, there's no more fuel in the cruiser, WE'RE DOOMED!!!
Staz: YAY! WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!
Bob: You're so lucky you don't know what's going on right now...
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on Aug 11, 2004 20:56:37 GMT -5
Chibi: Crud. Surrounded! I got a plan!
Police board ship! *Dyah dyah dyah dyaaaah..*
Police Officer Carol: You're under arrest!
Chibi: Sit, Bobo, sit!
PO Carol: ...What the heck?
Chibi: -.-; Cake and pigeons make pasta, you knew that!
PO CaroL: *twitches* What are you trying to pull?
Chibi: THIS! *SLEEPAH HOLD* >D
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Post by Staz on Aug 12, 2004 9:07:52 GMT -5
Bob: nice, Chibi!! But now we have a new problem...WE'RE OUT OF FUEL!! WE'RE STRANDED!!!
Staz: *surprisingly says nothing*
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on Aug 16, 2004 13:32:09 GMT -5
Chibi: Oh. Well. Then we'll call someone ^-^
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Post by Staz on Aug 18, 2004 13:19:58 GMT -5
Bob: good idea...one problem though... Who can we trust?
Staz: (says nothing)
Bob: Staz?
Staz: .......
Bob: STAZ?!
Staz: .......
Bob: ANSWER ME! *gets no response* SSSSTTTAAAZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Staz: *whimpers*
Bob: ok, I guess we don't really have much of a choice...
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on Aug 20, 2004 15:26:31 GMT -5
Chibi: *giggle snicker* I can't trust anyone I know! You?
*Newsflash: Now Chibi likes 28 characters x3*
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Post by Staz on Aug 21, 2004 10:24:48 GMT -5
Bob: why would you call me? I'm already here!
Staz: *stares*
Bob: as much as I hate this idea, we're gonna have to call someone outside the cruiser...
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on Sept 1, 2004 20:44:00 GMT -5
Chibi: No. I was implying that.. er asking if you knew anyone outside the cruiser. Ah well.
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Post by Staz on Sept 3, 2004 15:42:41 GMT -5
Bob: Oh, ok. I thought you were going insane... I am going to call a random number *pages random person*
Random Irken: Um, hello?
Bob: Hi, our cruiser is stranded near..um... I'm guessing...east of Earth. Could you help us?
Random Irken: *notices Staz in the background* who's that behind you?
Bob: Uh... that would be... My insane sister!
Random Irken: uh huh... Well, I'll be out there with a "rescue team" *cuts transmission*
Bob: He was nice
Staz: *seems frightened*
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on Sept 17, 2004 22:51:57 GMT -5
Chibi: Um... I didn't like his tone. Did he do the finger thing?
Bob: Uh... no?
Chibi: This seems suspicious...
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Post by Staz on Sept 18, 2004 14:11:44 GMT -5
Bob: Ok, all we need to do is....um...uh.... If Staz was alright, I know she would have an idea... WE'RE DOOMED!!!!
Staz: *antennae drops as she whimpers in fear*
Bob:...and even Staz knows it.
*A large voot cruiser stops*
Random Irken: we're here to "help" you. *comes in, but stares directly at Staz* here, let me...
Bob: I'll untie her, everyone stand back! *unties, but makes rope into a leash*
Staz: *is seemingly afraid of the RI*
Bob: She's not usually like this
RI: Dont worry... I know... Well, follow me, and I'll....
Bob: Wait, wouldn't it be easier if you just refuel our cruiser?
RI: would, but don't you want to cure Staz?
Bob: how do you know her name?!
RI: well...I... HEY, I COULD USE SOME HELP IN HERE! *2 other RIs walk in and grab Chibi and Bob while he takes Staz* We're gonna be sooo rich, eh guys? *they drag Chibi, Bob, and Staz to their cruiser, locks them in a room, and drive away*
*A female RI comes in and injects something into Staz's arm. She screams and passes out.*
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on Sept 22, 2004 21:26:16 GMT -5
Chibi: WELL we COULD have hid Staz somewhere where they couldn't find her. But now we're BONED. What can we do now? Don't answer that! NOOOTHING.... BAH.  |
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Post by Staz on Sept 24, 2004 14:58:17 GMT -5
*Staz awakes, then weakly speaks*
Staz: what...happened...?
Bobbie: Do you have to ask? How could I tell you without...Staz, I'll tell you once you have fully recovered.
Staz: No...tell... me... now!
Bobbie: I can't...I won't!
Staz: If...you... can't... tell... me...then...maybe...my...parents...were...right...about...
you...maybe...you...aren't...
Bobbie: Staz, you're delerious!
Staz: I MEAN WHAT I SAY, SERVICE-DRONE_BOB!
Bobbie: Fine! We've been abducted, Staz, and there's nothing anyone can do about it!
*Staz's eyes open all the way, she gets up and tries to say something, but all she could get out was a deafening scream. The door opens...It's none other than Irkia...and ZIM!*
Irkia: I am intellegent, no? Soon I shall be a millionaress!
Zim: You would be nothing without me and my technology! I demand 98%!
You and the RI's can have the other 2%
Irkia: I am the one who got the tracking chip on her in the first place! I demand at least 49% And the RI's want 50%
*they start fighting*
Irkia: Wait! They got the other 2! They've gotta be worth something. How about the RI's can have the rewards written on them, then we can split Staz's 50/50. Deal, Zimmy?
Zim: Fine! *an RI appears*
RI: We turned on hyper speed. We'll be there in about three hours.
Irkia: Well tell them to go even faster. I want money/recognition and I want it NOW! MOVE IT!
RI: *fears Irkia and runs away*
Irkia: idiot! *the door closes*Now all we do is simply watch the hostages. Even you can do that, Zim.
Staz: NOOO!!! *runs to window, trying to shout out to other ships*
Someone: *noticing Staz* hey, look at that, someone's waving to us
Someone else: Hello, Irken female!
Staz: AAAHH!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
Bobbie: Well, I guess this is the end of us, Chibi, once Staz is returned, we could get a serious punishment if not death... Life in torture is pretty much the best we can hope for...but then again, there's also...never mind...I don't wanna upset you any more...
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Post by Invader Chibiheartdragon on Oct 1, 2004 18:18:13 GMT -5
Chibi: We're going to die anyway! Just tell me. ><
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Post by Staz on Oct 2, 2004 10:04:18 GMT -5
Bobbie: Well, I once knew another service drone named Cekk. He was always getting himself in trouble (but 89% of the time, it was accidental). But one day, Cekk decided he was tired of being kicked around. He found his way into the donut storage room, and TOTALLY EMPTIED IT!!! Cekk was given a horrible fate...my best friend....and I don't even know what exactly happened either...but we may die the same way.
*Staz, who now seems freakishly calmer, was typing on her laptop (as seen on 2ndRP, don't ask how she got it here)*
Bobbie: That's just pitiful how we are in a mess as serious as this, and all she can do is complain to her online buddies.
Staz: *ignores Bobbie and continues typing*
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