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Post by bbwolf on Dec 13, 2004 8:51:19 GMT -5
I came up with a short spoof carol based on the song "It's begining to look a lot like xmas". So it's to the same tune,kay. Here it goes:
It's begining to feel a lot like winter.
Ice is on the roads.
It's 50 below 0, so you'd better wear a coat,
or you'll freeze to death.
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Ta-da! So what'd ya think. Not half bad for something that came spur of the moment. ;D
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Post by Invader Nivek on Dec 13, 2004 20:31:34 GMT -5
cool!
I made one that makes fun of me (remember, I am anti-alcohol, I just like to pretend I'm drunk, and this is just for comedy) :
Nivek got run over by a freight train!
Walking home drunk this X-mas eve!
You may say there's no such thing as beer,
but as for me and Nivek, we believe!
He'd been drinking too much beer,
and the drunks begged him not to go,
but he'd left his TV on,
so he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him X-mas morning,
at the scene of the trampling,
There were train tracks on his forehead,
and even more on his back!
Nivek got run over by a freight train!
Walking home drunk this X-mas eve!
You may say there's no such thing as alcohol,
but as for me and the town drunk, we believe!
Now we're all so sad for Nivek,
he's been dead ever since,
Saw him last at the funeral,
and before that he was with the morgue.
It's not a bar without Nivek!
All the family's distressed beyond belief!
And we can't help but wonder:
Was it accidental, or was it homicide?
Nivek got run over by a freight train!
Walking home drunk from the local bar!
You may say there's no such thing booze,
but as for me and me, we believe!
Now the moose has left the table,
and the pudding made a pig!
And a purple-with-yellow-polka-dots candle,
that would've just made as much sense as this verse!
I warned all my fellow drunks,
"better not take the shortcut!"
They should never go that way,
if they are too drunk to see a freight train!
Nivek got run over by a freight train!
Walking home drunk from that place!
You may say there's no finer thing than beer,
but as for me and orange soda, we believe!
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Post by 289982 on Dec 14, 2004 12:35:26 GMT -5
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Post by Invader Nivek on Dec 14, 2004 16:39:07 GMT -5
lol, thanks. Sorry to hear 'bout cupcake. But he/she's in a better place now... with less chance of getting eaten.
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Girman03301
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Post by Girman03301 on Mar 16, 2005 13:43:37 GMT -5
I feel your pain and..... CUP CAKE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO PLEASE COME BACK COME BACK WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Girman03301
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Post by Girman03301 on Mar 16, 2005 13:46:03 GMT -5
I feel your pain and..... CUP CAKE WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO PLEASE COME BACK COME BACK WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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