Just some Irken humor

[Staz]

You may be doomed if.....

1. The tallest just happen to be watching when your 5 inch heel breaks off of your boot (YOU SHORT LIAR!!!!)

2. or you didn't bring them any snacks (how could you?!)

3. All of your plans have failed, your SIR is insane, you're short AND your name starts with a Z and ends with an M

4. you lose your pak somehow (roughly 10 Irkens out of 200 die this way..I think...)

5. You're tied down and someone is holding a lazer to your head

6. You're short (and ugly)

7. During a mission, a part of your disguise comes off (or stops working if you use a hologramic disguise)

8. Your Squeedelyspooch just stops functioning.

9. You realize that the doughnuts on the table weren't for you

10. You actually enjoy all of this

[Tallest MEL]

LOL!! XD

[Invader Nivek]

it just gets funnier and funnier

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Meh, if the Irkens who can't get to the Pak go without it for 10 mins., THEN they die, I think.. Meh. xD But I really don't know how you'd lose it. LOL, though.

[Staz]

Yeah, you're right Chibi. I never heard of an Irken who could last over 10 minutes without their pak. How can they lose them? Well, some idiots decide to take them off for a while, and they forget where they put them... When they DO find them, it's too late for the poor idiot... Same thing goes for the ones who repair their pak and take too long.... poor Invader Lyna....

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

Yeah, those situations are truly tragic... but yeah.. I should have known.. Poor Irkens...

[Staz]

Yes...yes they are. *remembers how Lyna tried to repair her pak, but took way too long* I told her to let someone else do it, so she wouldn't have to take it off, but nooo, LET'S NOT LISTEN TO STAZ!!!!
Some random Irken: Do YOU fix your own pak?
Staz: Yes, but I always know what I'm doing

[Invader Chibiheartdragon]

:-*_:-*


Yes... poor, poor Lyna.